welcome to the joke page....

i hope they make you laugh anyway..!!

Why did Mr. Stupid tip toe past the medicine cabinet?¿
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

What's stranger than seeing a catfish?¿
Seeing a goldfish bowl.

Why do turkeys eat so little?¿
Because they're always stuffed.

Why is a calendar so sad?¿
Because its days are numbered.

If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?¿
Nine.

Why do ghosts like health food?¿
Because it's super natural.

How do you tell someone that they are really ugly?¿
You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you

What does Christmas have to do with a cat in a desert?¿
They both have sandy claws.

If a king sits on gold, who sits on silver?¿
The lone ranger.

What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?¿
I wuv you watts and watts.

How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb?¿
None, vampires like the dark.

What color do you paint the sun and the wind?¿
The sun rose, and the wind blue.

Did you hear about the depressed archeologist?¿
His life was in ruins.


What do you call it when one cat sues another?¿
A clawsuit.


What do you call a chicken crossing the road?¿
Poultry in motion.

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